18 More of the World’s Most Disturbing Sex Toys

Ok so it my eyes the titles a little extreme with all the toys being classed as “Disturbing” but then this was originally posted in 2009 on the cracked.com site (http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html)

So my favorites from this list are:-

#4. The Post Master

“Remember how, as a teenager, you’d try to dupe members of the opposite sex into a game of Twister in the hopes of one day maybe touching some boob “by accident”? This is what happens when that mischievous childhood memory is taken to Hollywood and gang fucked by men in masks”

“Oh, look. It’s a Drilldo. So… we’re not experts on this sort of thing but do people build up like, a tolerance to vibrators? To the point that they need them to vibrate way, way more than even the most powerful internal motor can drive it? To the point that in order to feel anything, you need an industrial power tool spinning your marital aid at several hundred RPMs and creating enough friction to spark spontaneous vaginal combustion in the process?”

 

What’s your pick of the selection?