Clone A Willy – The Painful Truth
Have you tried moulding your penis, it can leave you feeling empty and annoyed.
So doing my looking on Reddit for inspiration I came across a r/sextoy post on “Clone a willy” and reading the comments brought back the day I was sat with my partner in their room 15 years ago and the complete failure my attempt was. For those who haven’t come here because you have also tried and failed at this Clone-a-Willy is a DIY dildo kit that can allegedly make a perfect copy of any penis. It’s been touted as a way for long-distance couples to sexually connect with each other when they’re thousands of miles away.
Let’s start with the Reddit post from murph7777777 he explains in trauma-inducing point-by-point the process of making your own “clone a willy” if you think this is going to be sexy it’s a daunting 13-step instruction pamphlet.
- Basically got hard to measure the tube. Easy.
- Get the water to 90° oh crap. I put the scissors away that I used to cut the tube. I need it for the casting bag to open it.
- Ok back to the temperature. Get the water right. OK now mix for 45 seconds. Dammit, I didn’t set a timer. Oh well, let’s wing it.
- Ok, dump it in the tube.
- Oh. I needed to stay hard this whole time. Well, the clock is ticking and this cast ain’t gonna wait. I think well maybe once it’s in there I’ll get more aroused.
- Nope. It’s just half-massed. Watching some inspiration. Well, I can’t touch it cuz it’s inside this. … what do I do now?
- Pull out slowly. Oh, that kinda felt good. It’s a little more exciting. Maybe I can push the cast a little more. Nope.
- Anyway. I pretty much made a cast of my soft penis. Hopefully, she’ll like the 4½ inch mould. (It looks so sad lol)
As I said I went through the above 15+ years ago and can get his last bullet completely “It looks sad” just read the rest of the comments on the thread to see how mad this can be, so I wanted to take a bit of time and create a post not only about how to make it possible to stay hard but also maybe do it for cheaper.
So let’s get started, replacing the parts and seeing if it’s cheaper if not enough to have a couple of attempts
- Alginate £12 much bigger bag
- Silicone £20 is enough to do 3 moulds
- Vibes £5 Yeah we don’t sell any that cheap
- Tube, you can use anything just try, the most interesting thing I have seen is custom Boxes with Legos.
- This makes freeing your silicone dildo moulds much easier and your boxes are infinitely recyclable. Ensure the bottom of your box lands on the smooth side of your Lego blocks to avoid any issues.
Found this Awesome tutorial on Vimeo if you have an account click here
Another option here is 3D Printing Then you can model your penis with special software and then watch it as it becomes reality before your very eyes. It’s like witchcraft. If you’ve got any design capabilities at all, this can be a fun little project for you, as long as you don’t do it at work. if you are not able to design then there are ready-made models you can download online like Cults3d or even try the dildo-generator.com
If you’re a commoner without a 3D printer, you can also send your phallic pal to a 3D printing website and they’ll do it for you. They won’t think you’re a weirdo or anything. Just casually designing and printing penises. Then, you just get it in the mail like you would any other sex toy you order online, which…would kind of defeat the purpose. Well, 3D printing is already kind of stretching the definition of what “homemade” means, but I thought it would be a shame not to take advantage of the technology.
The only thing to keep in mind here is that you might need to sand down the dildo before actually doing any inserting because it might have plastic edges that will snag. Otherwise, this can be the start of a great new thing, because you can also use it to create other shapes of dildos, butt plugs, and other items. You’re only limited by your own filth.
