Steak and Blow Job day!

Celebrated every year on the March 14th, Steak and Blow job Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blow job. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: “Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blow job Day?”Bob: “Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blow job.”

We all like a blow job, but apparently some don’t like to give them?! Whether this is the case for you, or if you just fancy the idea of giving your man something more long term why not try one of these following products:-

Doc Johnson Robo Suck 2

The Robosuck 2 is at your command! Experience the incredible sucking, vibrating, and stroking that only this pocket cyborg could deliver by firing up the dual-remote which will not only plump and pump but vibrate too with multi-speed vibrations. The inner sleeve has been crafted with delicate nubs to add stimulation, ending in an orgasm that’ll fry your motherboard. Non-phthalate and body-safe.

But wait…..don’t just limit him to blow jobs get him the set…

Doc Johnson Robo Suck 3 Set Pussy- Mouth and Ass

Don’t limit yourself to just one succulent hole when you can have all 3! These anatomically correct Pussy, Mouth, and Ass donuts are made specifically for the RoboSuck 3, but will fit almost any pump with an 8.5” circumference. Made from Ultra Realistic 3.0, these plush donuts feature soft massage beads at the opening for incredible stimulation, each with a unique insertable length of 1.3”, 1.7”, and 1.8”. Made of Phthalate-free body safe material, featuring our Sil-A-Gel Formula. Proudly Made in America. Available in Frost.

Or if he prefers his balls sucking why not get him this?

 Doc Johnson The Super Ball Sucker

The Super Ball Sucker is the next generation in male pleasure. This innovative product gently but firmly grips the balls, surrounding them in textured massage beads, leaving the hands free to engage in other endeavors. The Sucker is made of plush Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3) and features a removable 7-function vibrating bullet for truly trembling sensations.

Doc Johnson The Super Sucker 2 Vibrating Stroker

Every time we get this in stock it sells out within days Sucks and cups your balls a personal fave in the office, well not actually IN The office but you catch our drift.

This masturbator is made from realistic UR3 material and has a ribbed internal chamber and closed end to deliver a pleasurable sucking sensation. The entrance is shaped to fir around the testicles where a 7 function bullet is also places to deliver vibration where you need it most. Stretchy and sumptuous for ultimate pleasure.

Doc Johnson The Super Sucker UR3 Oral Masturbator

When you slip inside this masturbator you’ll experience the amazing sensations of the raised ridges inside. Made from UR3 material it delivers an incredibly lifelike feel. Designed to fit in the palm of your hand. Absolutely brilliant value for money. Stick some lube in, lay back and wonder why you’ll ever need to leave the house again!