Real Men Use Ass Wipes by MaMa Blue

Nothing like a catchy title to get your attention as well as some honesty. Being the year 2014 Adult_Wet_WipesI’m amazed that not everyone is using these, regardless of gender. There is even have a fetish for them.

As a kid I was obsessed with my own cleanliness, a habit which continued into my adulthood & is still running amok (happily) in my life as I type. I often wondered (to myself because talking about such things would have been just as ‘weird’ as talking about spanking back then) why we had wipes for infants but once you got older no one cared about the bottom anymore. I mean COME ON! We use dampness/water/moisture to wash ourselves, our clothes, our things and yet one of the messiest orifices is considered “clean” with folded up dry thin paper?

So in my younger days I made my own with paper towels/napkins, soap and water. My parents questioned why our toilet backed up so much, lol. Then as a teen I secretly purchased baby wipes, which I used for decades until FINALLY some genius began marketing FLUSHABLE ones for adults!

Before you start with, “Those are expensive” just stop. Wally world has a three-pack/ flushable brand under four bucks. Invest in your ASS BEING ITS BEST! My ex-hubby refused to use them. In his mind, “Real Men Don’t Need Em‘” Suffice it to say that is one of the many reasons we are no longer joined in wedded bliss.

If you are still not convinced you should be a part of the butt wipe movement here are some points to consider!

  1. Cleaner butts will naturally get more play, especially in the Spanking Community
  2. No more soiled/ruined undergarments – Skid marks are a turn off!
  3. An increased sense of confidence & security
  4. Helps eliminate unwanted residual odors
  5. Improves physical intimacy for all parties

In other words, USE BUTT WIPES instead of being an Asswipe!

Peace & Hugs,

This Post was found on Fetlife and permission was given to repost it here by MaMa Blue

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Nothing like a catchy title to get your attention as well as some honesty. Being the year 2014 I'm amazed that not everyone is using these, regardless of gender. There is even have a fetish for them.
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