‘Missy’ Becomes The First Sex Doll To Be Launched into Space

Now its not common place to advertise another sex-toy company but this is too crazy not share The First Sex Doll To Be Launched into Space.

In space, no one can hear you scream – from pleasure, As we know well from many song lyrics, it’s lonely being a space man. That’s probably why the freaky geniuses over at CNV.com in Nevada decided to launch a sex doll into space with a 4.5-pound balloon filled with 300 cubic feet of hydrogen.  The inflatable doll, lovingly named Missy, achieved an ascent rate of 1,400 feet per minute over Lake Tahoe, and finally climbed to over 100,000 feet above earth. Why was this done? This is the 21st century, we don’t ask why.

Now, I regret to inform you that Missy is no longer of this Earth. At the height of 102,000 feet, she popped and began to rapidly fall until she was ripped apart, not by a well hung gentleman, but the force of reentering the atmosphere. Missy, a doll who was quite literally up for anything, withstood temperatures of -70 degrees Fahrenheit, cosmic ray radiation, and high-energy particles from other solar systems. Which means, given higher modifications, future Missys could possibly withstand grunting astronauts climbing on top of her as they relieve their lust amongst the stars.

Watch the late Missy’s star-crossed journey below.