The house sitter
I’m away for the weekend and as my flat is much bigger than yours you’ve decided you’re going to house sit. I’m somewhat amused as who’s going to look after your place but I...
You Only Wetter Learn Share Grow
Room service
We’ve never met you and I, but we’ve spoken on the phone. It’s been a few weeks since we found each other on the dating site and we’ve flirted and exchange risqué texts. Tonight...
Fuck you voice
You, that voice that talks to me. The one that tells me I’ll never be good enough, never amount to anything. Sometimes you come when it’s dark and I am alone, telling me no...
New Look to the Blog
Hello all our wonderful readers, As our readership grows and grows by the day we are always looking at ways to bring you the best content in the best looking way so some of...
12 Things I May Think While Sucking Cock
In response to some of the sappy, porn-star-esque ’12 Things About Blowjobs” that have been doing the rounds. 1) I hope it’s been washed… 2) I really hope it’s been washed… seriously, how hard...
I know you got soul.
Someone recently said to me I had a ‘nice soul’ now once you’ve got past the obvious gags about whether I’m sure I heard her right etc I wanted to try to understand this....
Female Sexual Fantasies the top ten
What do women often fantasize about? According to a study conducted on the internet, a random sample of 1000 women provides us with the following suprising results. Number 10: She dominates. Women love a big...
50 THINGS YOU WOULD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is...
10 habits of highly sexual people
Pre-orgasmic. Someone who’s not yet had an orgasm. It’s astounding to think that Marilyn Monroe, that absolute icon of sexuality, fell into this category despite three husbands and a long line of highly accomplished...
Ten times its size
The Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and angrily said, “You...
On and Off and On and Off again
Its been a little while. Apologies. I’ve had some mixed things going on recently, still mopping up the messy end of the last thing, a milestone birthday to contend with and the ‘sparks’ friendship...
Technology-Friendly Sex Positions
Now most people who know me will be reading this blog and will be saying that is so Jon 🙂 i want to say “shut it” hehe. Here’s 8 of the most techy positions...