Fuck you voice
You, that voice that talks to me. The one that tells me I’ll never be good enough, never amount to anything. Sometimes you come when it’s dark and I am alone, telling me no...
Author: Jon the nudist
New Look to the Blog
Hello all our wonderful readers, As our readership grows and grows by the day we are always looking at ways to bring you the best content in the best looking way so some of...
Ten times its size
The Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and angrily said, “You...
Technology-Friendly Sex Positions
Now most people who know me will be reading this blog and will be saying that is so Jon 🙂 i want to say “shut it” hehe. Here’s 8 of the most techy positions...
Rope Bondage Tutorials
Myself and the Wife are starting to play around with some of the less vanilla sides of sex, both now active members on a on-line fetish website “FETLIFE” helps spice things up a little....
8 Positions we have all tried while trying to have Sex at Your Parents Place
Its coming to that time of the year where you might be getting ready to head back to the folks for Christmas break well i found these great positions, now let us know which...
A Satyre on Charles II
I thought for the 200th Blog i would share this great poem “A Satyre on Charles II” This poem is one of the most difficult to establish a definitive version for. Here, I present the poem...
Whats the best Lube for Bum Fun
So over in the shop we have a whole section for those interested in doing things to your bum, you may have looked into buying a lubricant. Now that’s a great decision. Your bum does...
Would You Own Up To This Lonely Giant Black Dildo At Luggage Claim
Today we tell you a touching tale about a lone passenger that will surely bring you to tears. Who is this passenger, you might ask? Well, it’s a giant black dildo. That’s right: a...
Tantric Sex for Beginners: 4 Very Easy Tips to get you started
Now some of you will be thinking “What’s The point,” to which i reply i want to be able  to channel all the sexual energy that would normally leave during an orgasm, back into...
12 Days of Kinky Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas, my master gave to me… A Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my master gave to me… 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small...
6 Tips For Dating While You’re Unemployed
When you’re unemployed, one of your biggest fears is being judged by others. When it comes to dating, that fear can be amplified. so being asked “so what do you do for a living?”...