Sex Tips For When It’s Cold And Wet Outside
Winter is here, and I always find it harder with the freezing showers, arriving and leaving work in the dark and bloody SLEET. And the dreaded lose of libido but this is apparently down to our hibernation instinct, but this seems pretty stupid to me.
I know I am searching desperately for someone to hold, thaw our frozen bones and tenderly kiss away our nose-drips? I wish it was better than and I could find that human radiator that warms you from the inside?! A man might be thought of as a human microwave, perhaps?
But no. We decide to nurture our leg hair, like wispy feral children, eat our stollen and dream about next summer when we’ll fornicate in fields dressed in nothing but a sex hat. But why wait till next summer? I’m here to tell you how to cast off that hibernation instinct and untangle those extra blankets long enough to let someone creep in there with you.
So the science sex tips first
Less sunlight = less vitamin D = less seratonin = shit libido.
Seratonin is the stuff you need for your sex drive. So how do you sort that out? Head down to Holland and Barretts and get yourself some vitamin D pills. These are a winter necessity, anyway. I once heard that Brits live with a perma vitamin D deficit because of our shit weather, so get popping.
The Do Exersise Sex Tips
Although nothing seems less appealing than dragging yourself out of bed at six in the morning to get to the gym, this is the easiest way to get your serotonin a-pumpin’. Winter carbohydrates leave you feeling slow, lethargic and unlikely to get up into reverse cow-girl, or powering in from the top. so dust off your joggers and brave the morning frost thinking,
‘You will be really happy when it’s over.’
Wrap Up
Studies have shown that keeping your socks on while having sex means you’re more likely to reach orgasm, the warmth and comfort suppress anxiety and fear, which won’t get you anywhere near it. Socks don’t need to be awful though. We are not suggesting you crack out the slipper socks, try making it sexy.
Self Care
It’s easy in the winter months to hide away your body and If you’re happy to keep your body hair as nature intended all year round, then go for it, but if the summer months normally see you waxing your legs, trimming your bush and shaving your pits, then don’t stop the minute the first frost hits the ground – you’re basically setting yourself up to feel less sexy than usual. If you’re sick of feeling pasty in the winter, then keep up the fake tan, head the sunbeds or book a cheeky weekend away.
Dress up Sexy
Wintertime is the time to get all theatrical when it comes to your saucy wardrobe, think back to midsummer squeezing into that PVC police outfit and sweating so much it’s impossible to remove, try it now the warm hugging. Then there are other possibilities when you start getting creative, elaborate stockings, fur-lined cloaks.
