Would You Own Up To This Lonely Giant Black Dildo At Luggage Claim
Today we tell you a touching tale about a lone passenger that will surely bring you to tears.
Who is this passenger, you might ask? Well, it’s a giant black dildo. That’s right: a giant black dildo yearning for someone at the airport to claim it. Will someone make this giant black dildo’s dreams come true? Somewhere out there is a large, gaping hole looking to be filled.
You’ll find your match one day, giant black dildo. Never give up faith…
